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Boy Howdies, Did we ever Pick a winner! Check out this Presidents Resume, would you hire him?

George W. Bush (Dubya) The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., NW Washington, D.C. 20500 Past Work Experience Ran for congress and lost. Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie. Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox. With father's help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas. Accomplishments in Previous Positions Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any governor in American history. Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court. Accomplishments As President Attacked and took over two countries. Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury. Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history. Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market. First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record. First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other president in U.S. history. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job. Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history. Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history. Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television. Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in U.S. history. Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. Presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have. Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans. Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. Dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history. My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history (the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleezza Rice, has an Exxon oil tanker named after her). First president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt. Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world. First president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation. Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States. Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in U.S. history. First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the human rights commission. First president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board. Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history. Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. Withdrew from the World Court of Law. Refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. First president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections). All-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations. My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation). Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history. First president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community. First president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy h Well Sharp Schooter, Maybe if I wasn't a Biker, Straight Talker, or Philospher and maybe if the system wasn't set against those without Big Money behind them, I would. And here's what I'd do; Abortions, don't like them? don't get one! Gun Control, Hit where you Aimed! Life=Health care for every American! Liberty= Education for every American! Then we can tackle the "Pursuit of Happiness" on our own.

Public Comments

1. No thanks Let me get Lincoln or TR
2. Oh yoo hoo! Psst! There's a new clown in DC town.
3. I'm sure you can tell by my screen name that i was not responsible for that fiasco
4. HE IS NOT THE PRESIDENT !!! Lets concentrate on the guy running the country, of course he has no resume at all.
5. Better than Obama's. Check it out: Exactly.
6. You had me sold after the most executions part. Hired!
7. I'd hire him in a second to replace the goof we have in the White House now.
8. Am I wrong? It is 2009 and Bush is not in office anymore right? Maybe the dems. spent more time questioning the current president rather than living in the past they could help the situation.
9. No but the supreme court would.
10. What a stupid rant! Obama has set the record for spending the most in a Presidential campaign plus a record 3.6 trillion for debt! Also his background check is iffy to say the least. Chicago is running America now!
11. Here`s Barack Hussein Obama resume backed through school from over seas money community organizer along side un repentant terrorist Bill Ayers and Geraldine Dorn. strong arm for ACORN. house deals with crook Rezsko and syrian wife.
12. What is interesting about this is we could see a pattern...with the President we have now we see a pattern of a man who inherited some hard to deal with stuff (being bi-racial, etc) but he not only made the most of it he learned from everything & excelled. Bush is over & we are in for a good future. I am intuitive & have never been wrong so I knew without seeing W's resume. We should have known from his father doing nothing but rob our country & start a war when Neale got caught in a back scandel.
13. YES I WOULD, NOBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! :(
14. wow!!! you can type a lot of stuff, i'm impressed! but since you seem to know so much about the way it should have been done, why don't you run for president and impress us even more! maybe you just don't have the balls for it or you would have!